The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
So jail in England is spelt gaol.
A Sherlock fanfic taught me that.
Don’t you dare try to tell me fanfiction has no use beyond free word porn.
Though admittedly learning this new spelling has aroused me a little.
No, it’s spelt prison, no one’s called prisons gaols here for at least 200 years.